An ordinary day in the Duck family’s presidency

An ordinary day in the Duck family’s presidency

When Dolly & Donald Duck moved into the White House in Disneyland he also brought along with him cousin Hillary Duck & Billy the kid and father Christmas. Nobody seemed to understand how it happened, but one day they just were standing there in front of the biggest roller coaster on planet earth. The roller coaster were full of screaming and hysterical and hilarious delegates from the different conventions and they were screaming more than ever. Donald! Hillary! Father Christmas! A lot more screaming than they ever did on the previous conventions.

The roller coaster had stopped working and nobody really knew how to restart it. Dolly & Donald Duck were screaming that I will rescue you and cousin Hillary Duck & Billy the kid were screaming We will rescue you. Father Christmas was screaming that father Christmas will rescue you. But nothing happened. The delegates wanted another ice-cream and they were now very upset and so were the Duck family, Billy the kid and father Christmas. They were all screaming but differently. Nobody knew what to do. But after a while and some more time the rollercoaster suddenly worked again without any interference from the Duck family, Billy the kid and father Christmas. The delegates could now buy another ice cream and they were all very happy again. They all thanked the new President, the secretary of defense and the secretary of foreign affairs.

It all happened just a week ago and nobody has really understood how and why they all ended up in Disneyland. Barack and Michelle Duck, another two cousins to Donald Duck, had sent them to Disneyland, in hoping that they would be much better off and more useful in Disneyland. The delegates from the two conventions would play the House of Representatives, a new playground in Disneyland. They did not need a Senate. It seemed to be a well planned and organized arrangement. They all seemed to be very happy with the new arrangement and they all just loved ice-cream. Barack & Michelle Duck will continue in Washington DC even if the real and elected President lives in Disneyland. But nobody seemed to care or even noticed it.

After the rollercoaster incident the Duck family, Billy the kid and father Christmas left for a dinner party. They had already planned to have a kids meal at McDonalds and they all loved the toys that came with it and even the small hats of paper. Dolly and Donald Duck liked it more than Hillary Duck and Billy the Kid and father Christmas. Father Christmas would like to spare some toys for the coming Christmas, but Dolly would have all the toys for herself. Hillary Duck did not like her cousin.

Donald Duck was the President in this new government with its headquarter in Disneyland and he used his handcuffs attached to the famous black bag where the button for nuclear war was. The so-called nuclear ”Football” is a black leather briefcase that contains top-secret items capable of allowing the US president to authorize a nuclear attack while away from fixed command centers such as the Situation Room in the White House. Officially referred to as the ”president’s emergency satchel,” the unsophisticated-looking portable Football is hand-carried by one of five military aides and is always within reach of the commander in chief, just in case.

But Donald Duck needed no military aides. Nobody ever saw him without the bag. Dolly said that he was attached to it even when they made love and when he was taking a shower. Dolly even believed that she was the one who had made this black bag some years ago. Her mum had taught her how to make a black bag like this.
Donald Duck had pressed the button already three times since he was elected President, only one week earlier He did not know that Barack Duck had replaced the inside of the bag with a toy. Donald Duck had already bombed Russia och China, the two capitals of Bangkok in Blue-land, next to lake Mount Everest and he had even bombed Canada, the capital of Mexico. They did not know where Mexico was, but Dolly said it was somewhere in Peru, the capital of Paris. Hillary Duck showed no interest in politics or geografi. She was just interested in Billy the kid, they had not seen each other for a long time and she could not wait to come back home to the White House in Disneyland and do and get what she deserved. But Billy the kid did not show any interest in what Hillary Duck was thinking of. He was sitting here on McDonalds with his million dollar Cigar and just loved and enjoyed right here and now.

Father Christmas is just sitting here too, he is the Secretary of Foreign Affairs because he is a foreigner.He is lonely and he longs for his wife, mother Christmas, who would not be part of this crazy and insane government according to what she said before he left home some where in Scandinavia, a big mountain on Iceland, the capital of Calcutta in the Maldives.

Dolly and Donald Duck were the ones who knew most about geografi. They said Disneyland was an island in paradise south of the antarctic in the Alps. Dolly had learned it by her mum and dad. Hillary and Billy the kid did not care, they were here just to have some fun and father Christmas was longing for Christmas.
During the dinner party Dolly Duck suddenly stood up and started to speak to the other guests who just had bought another ice cream. Hillary blushed, she was furious and Billy the kid did not know what to do. Dolly had a copy of Hillary’s speech in her hand. Dolly was using the same speech she had already spoken some days earlier. Donald Duck understood nothing, it was only same words and nothing to worry about. Dolly said that she had written the same speech the same day with her own words on the same piece of paper as Hillary Duck. Why so much noise for nothing.

But Hillary was furious and wanted to go home with Billy the kid and get what she wanted so badly. But Billy the kid had already lit a new million dollar cigar and he was not ready to go home. Father Christmas did not understand what was going on. He was just a foreigner and he did not care.
But suddenly was Dolly undressed. Nobody noticed it and she stood there completely naked with just a small mini stars and stripes on her nipples. That was too much for father Christmas. He had not seen mother Christmas for a while and he could not stand up without showing what he was thinking of or if you like he would not show his dirty fantasy. But it was too late, the accident was already there and he could feel a wet and creamy fluid on his legs. What a disaster! Father Christmas started to sing Holy Night .
Billy the kid could not control himself and he had now two big million dollar cigars in his mouth and he could not move. He saw double and he now saw four nipples. He saw two nipples with stars and stripes and two without and further down he saw paradise in heaven. He started to sing his favorite song, Oh, heaven is a place on earth. Donald Duck on the other hand was proud of his Dolly. Isn’t she beautiful, he said proudly and all the people in McDonalds screamed and yelled like horny pigs. But Donald Duck could not sing. He only knew some Mexican songs, but he could never learn Chinese lyrics.

Hillary Duck shook her head and wanted to show Billy the kid that she was even more beautiful than Dolly and that she could offer him much more than what Dolly could offer. She too lit a cigar and started to sing: please release me, let me go. But no way that Billy the kid would leave this party yet. Father Christmas was completely exhausted and still could not move. He thought he was in heaven. Billy the kid had been to heaven before and he now had three million dollar cigars in his mouth, trembling of excitement and could not sit still on his chair. Even Hillary Duck did smoke two big million dollar cigar at this stage.

But all good things has an end. They all left McDonald. Billy the kid had an appointment with Davy Crocket next day. Davy needed a new bear cap and they would out bear hunting next day. There was a zoo next door. Hillary Duck was disappointed one more time. She was now looking for Goofy Duck and hoped he would be of some help.
Dolly and Donald Duck took a taxi home. Dolly would not walk naked home this chilly night in her high-heeled shoes. Father Christmas would not move until McDonald was empty and he had to wait another hour or so. He longed for mother Christmas so much.
It was not so bad after all to be a member of the US government, he thought, and it was only the first week.

Barack and Michelle Duck is back in office for another period of four years without even being elected. Nobody did ever notice it, not even Barack and Michelle Duck.
Michelle Duck is now the President of the United States of America, Barack Duck is head of Defense Department and a foreigner named papaChang Duck is head of foreign affairs.